If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
