So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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