God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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