After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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