It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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