All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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