is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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