fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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