She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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