I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Randomize
