Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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