i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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