if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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