Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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