Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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