my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Come on in and take your pants off
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