bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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