Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
The chlamydia really affected his face.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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