Barsexuality is the new black.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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