all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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