i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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