i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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