I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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