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Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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