I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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