yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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