Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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