I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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