You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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