I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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