dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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