Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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