Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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