How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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