problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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