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(317): View more from Indiana

She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples

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(816): View more from Missouri

Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds

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(514): View more from Quebec

take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.

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(850): View more from Florida

I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish

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(859): View more from Kentucky

While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?

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(937): View more from Ohio

look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later

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