I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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