How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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