She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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