i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
