im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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