Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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