I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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