margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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