Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
We are all done wearing pants today
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
