In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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