i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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