I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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