Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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