and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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