was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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