Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Dicks are not precious.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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