Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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