I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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