Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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