If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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