now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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