Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Success! We fucked roommates!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
