found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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