Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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