I wannas sexs uuuuu
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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